How Common Is Your Birthday?
(via @stiles)
I’ve always wondered why this is. I can’t imagine people just say to themselves in December, “Let’s procreate without contraception.” or maybe they do? So strange…
(via theatlantic)
Heaven. I’m in Heaven.
(Source: thepursuitaesthetic, via sunshineandpearls)
Genius three year old (IQ: 136), states that she has to poop on national television. And this is why we need anti-bullying laws…
15 logical reasons Eva and Ryan aren’t good for each other. Ryan, for serious, you and I would be so much better together! Sigh. I just want to be loved by you Ryan. Don’t you understand??
Mad Men’s Jon Hamm Gives Teens Candid Advice in Ask a Grown Man
Oh my goodness. Mr. Hamm, I kind of assumed I didn’t like you bc of things I’ve read about you in the past. But I’m now pretty sure I love you.
(Source: rookiemag.com)
In America, this would end up with the clown being shot for sure.
“MOUSE SWAGGER.” That’s a real scientific term people! Related, apparently yogurt also makes mice shiny…
